I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
