i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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