There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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