these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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