Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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