ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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I just want to make out with him forever
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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