thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize