I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize