Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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