I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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