this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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