we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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