I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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