i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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