WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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