Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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