Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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