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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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