I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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