Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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