But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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