Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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