At least make sure they are 18
Why
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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