Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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