It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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