he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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