I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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