have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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