Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE