So drunk, too bad you don't want this
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Dating After Heartbreak
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.