We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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