Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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