dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood