Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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