She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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