He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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