I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
