She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i dont even know how to be here
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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