I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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