I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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