She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
