you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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