one might say we're banned from that church
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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