I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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