My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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