dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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