it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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