can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We left an ass print on the piano.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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