Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
