i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
