That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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