Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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