The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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