its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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