I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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