i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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