I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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