Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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