Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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